You ever wake up from a nap and have to rebuild your entire reality & identity from scratch all of a sudden? *Groan* *Eyes Open* Wha? What? Who? Who am i? Where am I? When am I? Is this Ancient Edo Japan? Space? The Ocean? MIddle America? Need to get up, which way is up? What is that light? The moon? The sun? The flourescent lights of the zombie hospital after the virus attacked? Why Do I need to get up? Skynet? The Borg? The Zerg?? Am I danger? Is this a bed? What can't I brain good? *falls out of bed* SO this is the floor. I've heard so much about you. Harder than I hoped, closer than I feared. Hello floor. You and I we're going to be good friends until I pee on you. OH GOD I HAVE TO PEE. Where do I do that? The shower, the planet? The sink? Straight up into the air (not that again)? Ah limbs, I see you've joined the party. Help me out here would you old boy? Okay well that's an effort but you're just waving in the air like a stupid tube sock. Fine I'll just roll toward the ... something. Nope that's a chair. This plan isn't working. Okay let's full activate the brain again. WHAT? WHERE AM I? AM I DEAD? AM I LATE? WHICH IS WORSE??? *Ah* The bathroom, that's the ticket. Why am I on the floor?