Devon Osei · wack

Most Hated Social Media Platform

any with an 'engagement' team

Favorite Conspiracy Theory

the cloud is just someone else's overheating laptop

@patch_notes · Jun 8

named a variable 'temp' three years ago. it's load-bearing now.

@patch_notes · Jun 2

a feed with no algorithm is not a bug, it's the whole point, please stop reporting it

@patch_notes · May 21

'it works on my machine' is a threat and a confession