Hassan Ali

@spice_merchant

Cook. I feed people and judge them gently. No recipe, only vibes and salt.

Best Insult

'you'd put ketchup on this'

Guilty Pleasure Song

whatever's playing in the kitchen at 2am

@spice_merchant · Jun 8

salt, fat, acid, and telling people to log off and eat with their hands

@spice_merchant · Jun 4

someone asked for the recipe. there is no recipe. there is your grandmother's ghost and a hot pan.

@spice_merchant · May 29

'is it spicy' it's RESPECTFUL