Every feature, no fine print

Everything you loved about social media. None of the stuff you didn't.

Expressive profiles, a circle you control, a feed that respects a clock, and privacy enforced where it counts. The good parts, kept. The dark patterns, gone.

01Profiles

A profile that feels like a place

Not a row of stats and a banner you'll never change. Pick a glass theme, pin a theme song, build a link hub, drop a snark card or two.

It's a home, not a form field. People should know who you are before they read a single post.

  • Glass themes — smoked, frosted, refracted. Your vibe, your tint.
  • Snark cards: tiny self-aware bios that say more than a job title ever did.
  • Link hubs and a theme song, because a profile should have a soundtrack.
02Your Circle

Post to the room you actually mean

Five close. Fifteen good. Fifty friends. A hundred and fifty you'd recognize. We borrowed the number from anthropology, not engagement targets.

Every post picks its room. The whole world doesn't need your 2 a.m. thought, and your five closest shouldn't have to scroll past strangers to find it.

  • Tiers of 5 / 15 / 50 / 150 — concentric, not a single firehose.
  • Choose the audience before you post, not damage-control after.
  • No follower counts anywhere. Grow your circle by inviting, full stop.
03The Feed

Chronological. Full stop.

Newest at top, oldest below, nothing in between deciding what you're allowed to feel today. No ranking model, no suggested accounts, no injected anything.

It's the most radical feature we have, which tells you something about everyone else's feed.

  • Strictly time-ordered. The algorithm is a clock.
  • Zero suggested posts, zero "for you," zero accounts you didn't choose.
  • You hit the bottom and you're done. Imagine that.
04Realtime & Presence

Alive, in real time

See who's around right now without a green dot weaponizing your anxiety. Flip an "open to hang" status when you've got a free evening and let your circle find you.

Warmth without the slot machine. Presence is an invitation, never a pressure.

  • Live presence — who's online, lightweight and opt-in.
  • "Open to hang" signals you're free tonight without the awkward group text.
  • Typing and read states you control, not a surveillance feature.
05Privacy Controls

Privacy that does the work

Every post carries an audience selector you set at compose time. Tagging is consent-based — nobody pulls you into a photo or a thread without a yes.

And it's not a promise on a settings page. Access is enforced at the database with row-level security, so the rules hold even when the marketing copy isn't watching.

  • Per-post audience selector — default tight, widen on purpose.
  • Consent-based tagging: opt-in, not opt-out-after-the-fact.
  • RLS-backed at the data layer. The wall is real, not painted on.
06The Snark Layer

The voice is a feature

Most apps talk to you like a terms-of-service document wearing a lanyard. We don't. The empty states have opinions, the buttons have a pulse, the copy assumes you're clever.

It's the difference between a tool and a place you want to be. Dry, deadpan, never trying too hard — same as the people we built it for.

  • Empty states worth reading and error messages worth screenshotting.
  • Snark as seasoning — sharp, never sour, dialled down where it'd grate.
  • Tone you can mute. The wit's there; it's not in your way.

The short version

No ads. No trackers.

We sell software, not you. There is no third thing.

Yours to export

Your posts, your circle, your data — one download away, anytime.

Dark glass by default

Obsidian, refraction, the occasional crack. It looks alive.

Counts off by default

Like for real, not for a scoreboard. Post like nobody's counting.

The feature list ends. The good part starts.

No ads. No trackers. No reels. No kidding. Grab your handle before someone wittier does.